Thursday, January 1, 2026
Summary
President Trump's 'tariff rebate' emails are a chaotic comedy, blurring the line between fundraising and a really good phishing attempt. Honk!
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Imagine President Trump, our favorite ringmaster, waving a magic wand and promising everyone
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