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Maple Syrup Meltdown! Canadian 'Snowbirds' Stage Great Florida Escape, Trump's Popularity Flops Like a Pancake!

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Maple Syrup Meltdown! Canadian 'Snowbirds' Stage Great Florida Escape, Trump's Popularity Flops Like a Pancake!

Canadian snowbirds are ditching Florida faster than a rogue curling stone, leaving Trump's popularity and Florida's economy in a comedic freefall.

Speaker Johnson's Great Escape: When Asked About Trump, He Pulled a Smoke Bomb!

Speaker Johnson's Great Escape: When Asked About Trump, He Pulled a Smoke Bomb!

White House Chief of Staff Spills Tea (and Gravy) in Interview, Everyone Shrugs

White House Chief of Staff Spills Tea (and Gravy) in Interview, Everyone Shrugs

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Chief of Staff Says Trump's Epstein Files are 'Awful'-Free, Just 'Young Playboys' Doing… *Whatever!*

Chief of Staff Says Trump's Epstein Files are 'Awful'-Free, Just 'Young Playboys' Doing… Whatever!

President Trump's Grand Global 'Nope!' Tour Expands: More Countries Get the Boot!

President Trump's Grand Global 'Nope!' Tour Expands: More Countries Get the Boot!

President Trump Declares University 'Problem,' FBI Director's Date Night a National Security Rave!

President Trump Declares University 'Problem,' FBI Director's Date Night a National Security Rave!

FBI Director Drops 'Love Story' Podcast Mid-Manhunt: Love Conquers All... Except Maybe Fugitives!

FBI Director Drops 'Love Story' Podcast Mid-Manhunt: Love Conquers All... Except Maybe Fugitives!

FBI Clown College Chaos: Directors Play Musical Chairs!

FBI Clown College Chaos: Directors Play Musical Chairs!

President Trump's Economy: Booming in His Head, Busting in Our Wallets!

President Trump's Economy: Booming in His Head, Busting in Our Wallets!

TRUMP CLAIMS ROB REINER MET HIS MAKER DUE TO 'TDS', CALLS IT 'SAD' (BUT NOT TOO SAD)

TRUMP CLAIMS ROB REINER MET HIS MAKER DUE TO 'TDS', CALLS IT 'SAD' (BUT NOT TOO SAD)

Trump's Tariff Hoard: Companies Scramble to Get Their Dough Back Before It's Locked in the Treasury Vault!

Trump's Tariff Hoard: Companies Scramble to Get Their Dough Back Before It's Locked in the Treasury Vault!

President Trump's Economy: Voters Baffled by $20 Breakfasts and Tariffs That Make Wallets Weep!

President Trump's Economy: Voters Baffled by $20 Breakfasts and Tariffs That Make Wallets Weep!

TRUMP GIFTS LUMBEES FEDERAL RECOGNITION: They Backed Him, He Backed Them (and Ditched Other Tribes' Bills!)

TRUMP GIFTS LUMBEES FEDERAL RECOGNITION: They Backed Him, He Backed Them (and Ditched Other Tribes' Bills!)

President Trump's Legal Battles Cause Judges to Break Out in a Cold Sweat, Allegedly!

President Trump's Legal Battles Cause Judges to Break Out in a Cold Sweat, Allegedly!

House Republicans Unleash Health Care Chaos: ACA Subsidies Face Extinction!

House Republicans Unleash Health Care Chaos: ACA Subsidies Face Extinction!

President Trump Declares 'Affordability Hoax,' While Groceries Do A Conga Line Upwards!

President Trump Declares 'Affordability Hoax,' While Groceries Do A Conga Line Upwards!

Federal Reserve Cuts Rates AGAIN, But The Clown Car of Disagreement is Full!

Federal Reserve Cuts Rates AGAIN, But The Clown Car of Disagreement is Full!

Egypt and Iran Object to Seattle's 'Pride' Party During World Cup Match, FIFA Yawns

Egypt and Iran Object to Seattle's 'Pride' Party During World Cup Match, FIFA Yawns

Defense Bill: A 'Safety Whitewash' or Just Keeping Secrets?

Defense Bill: A 'Safety Whitewash' or Just Keeping Secrets?

Student Loan Plan Does Poof! Vanishes Like a Magician's Rabbit (But Your Debt Remains, HONK!)

Student Loan Plan Does Poof! Vanishes Like a Magician's Rabbit (But Your Debt Remains, HONK!)

Social Security Shocker: Government Rebrands Our Money as a 'Federal Benefit' – HONK! Wait, What?!

Social Security Shocker: Government Rebrands Our Money as a 'Federal Benefit' – HONK! Wait, What?!

Harvard's Pink Jar Parade Derailed by Bureaucratic Boogaloo and Invisible Sci-Fi Seeds!

Harvard's Pink Jar Parade Derailed by Bureaucratic Boogaloo and Invisible Sci-Fi Seeds!

Senator Van Hollen Discovers Democrats Are Just Anti-Trump Echoes, Yells at Them to Get a Hobby (Like, a *Real* Hobby!)

Senator Van Hollen Discovers Democrats Are Just Anti-Trump Echoes, Yells at Them to Get a Hobby (Like, a Real Hobby!)

Giggle-Gavel Drops! Secret Files Unleashed (But Judge Says They're Mostly Used Socks)

Giggle-Gavel Drops! Secret Files Unleashed (But Judge Says They're Mostly Used Socks)

Texas Senate Race Transforms Into Honkin' Clown Car Derby: Crockett Challenges Cornyn in a Political Pie-Fight!

Texas Senate Race Transforms Into Honkin' Clown Car Derby: Crockett Challenges Cornyn in a Political Pie-Fight!

Santa's Belly Jiggles with Economic Dread: Is the U.S. Economy Officially on the 'Naughty' List?

Santa's Belly Jiggles with Economic Dread: Is the U.S. Economy Officially on the 'Naughty' List?

GOP Lawmakers Attempt Miniature Mutiny, Accidentally Tickle Trump's Elbow Instead of Toppling Regime!

GOP Lawmakers Attempt Miniature Mutiny, Accidentally Tickle Trump's Elbow Instead of Toppling Regime!

The Great Prosecutor Puzzle: Alina Habba's Legal Limbo Lands with a *THUD*!

The Great Prosecutor Puzzle: Alina Habba's Legal Limbo Lands with a THUD!

HONK! President Trump Unleashes Comedy Roast at Kennedy Center Honors, Awards Legends, Calls Audience 'Miserable' (Again!)

HONK! President Trump Unleashes Comedy Roast at Kennedy Center Honors, Awards Legends, Calls Audience 'Miserable' (Again!)

Trump Calls MTG a 'Rotten Apple' and 'Very Dumb Person' After Her '60 Minutes' Meltdown

Trump Calls MTG a 'Rotten Apple' and 'Very Dumb Person' After Her '60 Minutes' Meltdown

Justice Alito Takes a Nap During Trump Case, Probably Dreaming of Flag-Related Incidents

Justice Alito Takes a Nap During Trump Case, Probably Dreaming of Flag-Related Incidents

Bill Cassidy's 'Skin in the Game' Health Plan: Turning Patients into Hamsters on a Treadmill of Debt!

Bill Cassidy's 'Skin in the Game' Health Plan: Turning Patients into Hamsters on a Treadmill of Debt!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Becomes a 'Battered Wife,' Ditches Trump After Epstein Files Drama!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Becomes a 'Battered Wife,' Ditches Trump After Epstein Files Drama!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Trump Went Full "Furious Clown" Over Epstein Files, Because Apparently Even Raccoons Have Standards!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Trump Went Full "Furious Clown" Over Epstein Files, Because Apparently Even Raccoons Have Standards!

President Trump Awarded FIFA Peace Prize: Did He Bribe Infantino with Tiny Soccer Balls?

President Trump Awarded FIFA Peace Prize: Did He Bribe Infantino with Tiny Soccer Balls?

FBI's Top Clown Defends Pipe Bomb 'Inside Job' Theory with a Confused "Paid for Opinions!"

FBI's Top Clown Defends Pipe Bomb 'Inside Job' Theory with a Confused "Paid for Opinions!"

Supreme Court Unleashes Giggling Gerrymander Gremlins on Texas!

Supreme Court Unleashes Giggling Gerrymander Gremlins on Texas!

Trump Declares Himself the Ratings King: 'I'm Better Than Kimmel, Even Without a Crown!'

Trump Declares Himself the Ratings King: 'I'm Better Than Kimmel, Even Without a Crown!'

President Gets 'UNLIMITED POWER BUTTON' for Firing Feds! World Spins Faster, Lawyers Confused!

President Gets 'UNLIMITED POWER BUTTON' for Firing Feds! World Spins Faster, Lawyers Confused!