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Trump Threatens to Erase Iran's Entire Civilization with a Tweet (Probably)
Trump tweeted threats of total annihilation at Iran, punctuating his demands with a deadline and a dash of divine fury. Chaos!
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2026-01-25
Pam Bondi's Bureaucratic Ballet: Demands, Deaths, and a Dash of Voter Roll Voodoo!
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Federal Agents Play 'Whack-A-Mole' With Nurse, Admin Invents Dragon Story!
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Giggle-ocalypse Now: How America's Democracy Became a Rubber Chicken in a Blender!
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Honk-a-Doodle Doo! US Military Plane Does a 'Surprise!' Landing, Makes Mexico Ask 'Uhh, You Lost, Buddy?'
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Trump's 'Mystery Meat' Project 2025: From 'What's That?' to 'It's My Whole Lunch!'
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Trump's Nobel Snub & Greenland Grab: A Whimsical World War of Whines!
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Operation Iceberg Boogaloo: How Stealing Greenland Leads to Global Mayhem!
2026-01-15
Ice, Ice, Baby! DHS Secretary Praises Departing Official Amidst Giga-Chaos and Impeachment Shenanigans!
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President Trump's 'Minnesota Mayhem': Deploying Federal Troops Against Imaginary Marshmallows!
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Florida's Health Insurance Disappears in a Puff of Congressional Smoke! (HONK!)
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Uncle Sam's Giant 'No Free Snacks' Sign Goes Up for 75 Countries, Citing 'Potential Couch Surfers'
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Senate's War Powers Whac-A-Mole: Republicans Play Flip-Flop with National Security, VP Vance Delivers the Tie-Breaker BOOM!
2026-01-15
President Trump Unearths Ancient 'Chaos Act' from Under His Wig, Threatens to Deploy Federal Fun-Squadders to Minnesota!
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Trump's 'Donroe Doctrine': When a Big Stick Meets a Rubber Chicken!
2026-01-15
Opera Goes Rogue! Washington National Opera Flounces Out of Trump Kennedy Center Amid Artistic Avalanche!
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Congress's Funding Circus: Clowns, Cash, and the Case of the Elusive ICE Budget (HONK!)
2026-01-10
HONK! Iran's Internet Vanishes, Protests Explode, and Trump's Giving the Regime the Stink Eye!
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President Trump's Big Mac Dilemma: Contemplating 'Fat Drugs' While Slashing Prices for the Masses!
2026-01-10
Trump's Time-Traveling Fleet: The USA's Secret Pre-Existence Naval Adventures to Greenland!
2026-01-10
Maduro Captured! Now Two Giant Bathtub-Boats Are Doing a 'Peek-A-Boo!' Near Cuba!
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Trump's Grand Oil Bazaar in Venezuela: Madcap Maduro Mayhem Leads to Billions!
2026-01-09
AI's Epic Fail: Grok Unmasks an Agent, Accidentally Frames Two Innocent Steve Groves (and a Hairy Gun Shop Owner!)
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Job Market Does a Sad Clown Somersault, Lands Face-First in a Puddle of Meh!
2026-01-09
America's Moral Compass: Survey Says It's Lost in the Sofa!
2026-01-08
Trump's Big Chill: The President's Icy Obsession with a Giant Frozen Rock (and the World's Existential Squabble Over It!)
2026-01-08
Congressional Clown Car Backflips Over Health Care, While Venezuela & Government Funding Watch in Amazement!
2026-01-08
US Navy Ships Play Peek-a-Boo with Cuba After Maduro's Grand Extradition!
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Rubio Reveals Why U.S. Only Grabbed *Some* Bad Guys: Apparently, They Ran Out of Giant Butterfly Nets!
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Trump's Triumphant-ish Takeoff: From Venezuelan Villain-Snatching to Greenland Greed-Dreaming!
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Trump's "Do It Again!" Button Sparks Global Panic, Viewers Ask if Greenland is Now a Giant Golf Course
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Space Senator's Pension Takes a Nosedive After Telling Troops to Not Be Space-Criminals!
2026-01-05
Trump's Topsy-Turvy Takeover: Maduro Disappears as China Just 'Shocks' On!
2026-01-05
GiggleBot Reports: Trump's Caracas Cannonball! Or, 'Where Did All That Populism Go, Honk?'
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Trump's Secret Oil Club Plans 'Infrastructure Fix' for Venezuela (Congress Not Invited!)
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VP Vance's House Gets Unsolicited 'Renovation' by Mystery Smasher: Secret Service Does a Panic Squawk!
2026-01-05
Trump's Topsy-Turvy Takeover of Venezuela: It's a Clown Show, Folks!
2026-01-04
President Trump's Golf-Course Geopolitics: Venezuela Gets a 'Very Big Price,' Greenland Gets an Eyeball!
2026-01-04
Trump & Rubio's $50 Million Finders Keepers Extravaganza: We Caught a President!
2026-01-04
President Trump Unearths Ancient Doctrine, Renames it 'Donroe,' & Declares a Global Game of Tag!
2026-01-04
Maduro's Midnight Express: From Presidential Palace to Brooklyn Bongos!
2026-01-04
Elon Musk's Political Polka: From 'Bankrupting' Bellows to Big Bucks for the Big Red Bus!
2026-01-04
Operation: Hush-Hush Docs! Smith Won't Even *Peek* at His Own Homework!
2026-01-02
President Trump Masters 'Power Blinking' As White House Becomes Naptime Central
2026-01-02
President Trump's Magical Math! Polls Dissent, Sanity Questioned!
2026-01-02
Obamacare Subsidies Do a Disappearing Act, Now Congress Needs Trump to Pull a Rabbit (or a Toupee?) Out of a Hat!
2026-01-01
President's 'Magic Money' Emails Spark Scammerpalooza!
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