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President Trump Vetoes Water Project: Accused of Weaponizing Thirst While Fighting Phantom Dragons!

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President Trump Vetoes Water Project: Accused of Weaponizing Thirst While Fighting Phantom Dragons!

President Trump vetoed a Colorado water project, leaving 50,000 residents thirsty, possibly for political drama or a bizarre aversion to hydration. Giggle!

AI's Latest Shenanigans: From Festive Bots to Brain-Stealing Giggle-Tech!

AI's Latest Shenanigans: From Festive Bots to Brain-Stealing Giggle-Tech!

Grandbaby Alert! C-SPAN Caller Issues Wild Warning to Trump Family: "Hide the Little Ones!"

Grandbaby Alert! C-SPAN Caller Issues Wild Warning to Trump Family: "Hide the Little Ones!"

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Trump's Demolition Derby: Historic Buildings Face 'Emergency' Ballroom Makeover!

Trump's Demolition Derby: Historic Buildings Face 'Emergency' Ballroom Makeover!

Giggle-Gate: YouTuber 'Exposes' Invisible Daycare Goblins, Entire State's Funding Gets Time-Out!

Giggle-Gate: YouTuber 'Exposes' Invisible Daycare Goblins, Entire State's Funding Gets Time-Out!

Subsidies Evaporate: Farmers' Wallets Get Kicked by a Cow-Sized Premium Hike!

Subsidies Evaporate: Farmers' Wallets Get Kicked by a Cow-Sized Premium Hike!

Trump's Secret Christmas 'Boom!' in Venezuela: Locals Report a Fire, Not a Strike!

Trump's Secret Christmas 'Boom!' in Venezuela: Locals Report a Fire, Not a Strike!

President Plummets from 'Pretty Gosh Darn Good' to 'Jacques Cousteau Levels Underwater'!

President Plummets from 'Pretty Gosh Darn Good' to 'Jacques Cousteau Levels Underwater'!

Uncle Sam's Gigantic, Exploding Credit Card Debt: Now with More Chaos Clowns!

Uncle Sam's Gigantic, Exploding Credit Card Debt: Now with More Chaos Clowns!

Treasury Secretary Predicts Cash Monsoon: Get Ready for Money-Pocalypse 2026!

Treasury Secretary Predicts Cash Monsoon: Get Ready for Money-Pocalypse 2026!

Russia's Rocket Rendezvous: Three Iranian Satellites Go 'Whee!' into Orbit!

Russia's Rocket Rendezvous: Three Iranian Satellites Go 'Whee!' into Orbit!

Trump Hosts Chaotic 'Peace Party' at Mar-a-Lago as Bombs Go *BOOM* Elsewhere!

Trump Hosts Chaotic 'Peace Party' at Mar-a-Lago as Bombs Go BOOM Elsewhere!

Elon Musk's Government Efficiency Department: More Bark Than Byte, More Cha-Ching Than Chop!

Elon Musk's Government Efficiency Department: More Bark Than Byte, More Cha-Ching Than Chop!

Federal Agents Unveil New Reality Show: 'Border Patrol Bloopers & Bystander-Busting!' (Filming Them Back is a No-No!)

Federal Agents Unveil New Reality Show: 'Border Patrol Bloopers & Bystander-Busting!' (Filming Them Back is a No-No!)

ICE's New Spy Gadgets: Now Tracking Your Toenail Clippings and Secret Midnight Snack Habits!

ICE's New Spy Gadgets: Now Tracking Your Toenail Clippings and Secret Midnight Snack Habits!

Trump's 'Oopsie-Pardon': When Federal Magic Bounces Off State Prison Bars!

Trump's 'Oopsie-Pardon': When Federal Magic Bounces Off State Prison Bars!

Trump's Second Term: The Sleepy Circus of Chaos, Tariffs, and a Very Expensive Jet!

Trump's Second Term: The Sleepy Circus of Chaos, Tariffs, and a Very Expensive Jet!

Trump Kennedy Center Kerfuffle: Jazz Musician Skips Town, Building Demands $1 Million for Missing Saxophone Solos!

Trump Kennedy Center Kerfuffle: Jazz Musician Skips Town, Building Demands $1 Million for Missing Saxophone Solos!

Space-X CEO Cries 'MAYDAY!' Over FDNY Pick: Demands Firefighters Be Actual Dragons, Not… EMS Experts?

Space-X CEO Cries 'MAYDAY!' Over FDNY Pick: Demands Firefighters Be Actual Dragons, Not… EMS Experts?

Grumpy Grandpa Gary's Grand Medicare Mischief: Billion-Dollar Braces Bonanza Backfires, Lands Him in the Big House!

Grumpy Grandpa Gary's Grand Medicare Mischief: Billion-Dollar Braces Bonanza Backfires, Lands Him in the Big House!

Blowouts and Border Bans: Salon Supremo Takes Over U.S. Visa Desk!

Blowouts and Border Bans: Salon Supremo Takes Over U.S. Visa Desk!

Epstein's Paper Tsunami: DOJ Drowns in a Million More Docs While Trump Declares 'Hoax!'

Epstein's Paper Tsunami: DOJ Drowns in a Million More Docs While Trump Declares 'Hoax!'

Trump's Tinsel Tantrum: Massie Delivers a Christmas Clapback!

Trump's Tinsel Tantrum: Massie Delivers a Christmas Clapback!

Baby on Board! WH Press Secretary's Womb Sparks Wild DC Job Frenzy, Cue 'Hunger Games' for the Podium!

Baby on Board! WH Press Secretary's Womb Sparks Wild DC Job Frenzy, Cue 'Hunger Games' for the Podium!

Trump's 'Christian Genocide' Bomb-a-Thon! Nigeria's Official Response: 'Um, No, You Goofball!'

Trump's 'Christian Genocide' Bomb-a-Thon! Nigeria's Official Response: 'Um, No, You Goofball!'

Trump's 'Merry Christmas' Meltdown: From North Pole to Epstein Island in One Wild Rant!

Trump's 'Merry Christmas' Meltdown: From North Pole to Epstein Island in One Wild Rant!

Healthcare Hokey Pokey: Trump's Administration Does the 'Shake It All About' with Obamacare!

Healthcare Hokey Pokey: Trump's Administration Does the 'Shake It All About' with Obamacare!

Submarine Scramble: Korea's Nuclear Arms Race Gets Weirder Than a Deep-Sea Clown Car!

Squishy Diplomacy: US & Ukraine Try to Hug Out Peace, But Donbas & Nukes Are Still Awkward Third Wheels!

Squishy Diplomacy: US & Ukraine Try to Hug Out Peace, But Donbas & Nukes Are Still Awkward Third Wheels!

ICE Officer's Great Escape: From Public Scrutiny to Back on Duty in a Dizzying 72 Hours!

ICE Officer's Great Escape: From Public Scrutiny to Back on Duty in a Dizzying 72 Hours!

DOJ's 'Oopsie-Daisy' Button: They Accidentally-on-Purpose Released Epstein Files, Then *Immediately* Yelled 'FAKE NEWS!' About Trump!

DOJ's 'Oopsie-Daisy' Button: They Accidentally-on-Purpose Released Epstein Files, Then Immediately Yelled 'FAKE NEWS!' About Trump!

Honk! Honk! Epstein Files Bring Limo Driver Drama and 'Unfounded' Accusations Against President Trump

Honk! Honk! Epstein Files Bring Limo Driver Drama and 'Unfounded' Accusations Against President Trump

Oopsie-Doo! Epstein Files Had 'Peek-a-Boo' Redactions That Vanished Like Magic (Poof!)

Oopsie-Doo! Epstein Files Had 'Peek-a-Boo' Redactions That Vanished Like Magic (Poof!)

Uncle Donny's Banana Peel Extravaganza: Mary Trump Predicts a Slippery Slide to Clown-Town!

Uncle Donny's Banana Peel Extravaganza: Mary Trump Predicts a Slippery Slide to Clown-Town!

Consumers Are So Gloomy, Even Their Wallets Are Crying Tears of Clown Paint!

Consumers Are So Gloomy, Even Their Wallets Are Crying Tears of Clown Paint!

Economic Mood Ring Stuck on 'Grumpy Gourd' as Confidence Takes a Nose Dive!

Economic Mood Ring Stuck on 'Grumpy Gourd' as Confidence Takes a Nose Dive!

Trump's Truth Social Tantrum: Declares NYT a 'Boogie Man of the Republic'!

Trump's Truth Social Tantrum: Declares NYT a 'Boogie Man of the Republic'!

Poof! US Treasury Makes Sanctions Vanish Like a Bad Magic Trick (No Explanations, Just Sparkles!)

Poof! US Treasury Makes Sanctions Vanish Like a Bad Magic Trick (No Explanations, Just Sparkles!)

Operation 'Sparkle-History': White House Demands Smithsonian Ditch 'Gloomy' Narratives or Lose Its Allowance!

Operation 'Sparkle-History': White House Demands Smithsonian Ditch 'Gloomy' Narratives or Lose Its Allowance!

Speaker Johnson Warns of 'Impeachment-a-thon Part 3': A Political Circus Act!

Speaker Johnson Warns of 'Impeachment-a-thon Part 3': A Political Circus Act!

Diplomatic Doo-Wop! Trump Sends Global Globetrotters Packing in a Whirlwind of 'America First' Shenanigans!

Diplomatic Doo-Wop! Trump Sends Global Globetrotters Packing in a Whirlwind of 'America First' Shenanigans!

Kash Patel's Chaos Circus: Armored BMWs, Jet-Set Dates, and the Case of the Missing Raid Jacket!

Kash Patel's Chaos Circus: Armored BMWs, Jet-Set Dates, and the Case of the Missing Raid Jacket!

Bill Clinton's Spokesperson Unleashes Chaos, Demanding ALL the Epstein Files!

Bill Clinton's Spokesperson Unleashes Chaos, Demanding ALL the Epstein Files!

HONK! Federal Judge Gives Gas Stoves Free Speech Rights, Says 'No Funny Business!'

HONK! Federal Judge Gives Gas Stoves Free Speech Rights, Says 'No Funny Business!'

Bari Weiss's Great Story Disappearing Act: Now You See It, Now You Don't!

Bari Weiss's Great Story Disappearing Act: Now You See It, Now You Don't!

President Trump Dispatches Governor Landry to Acquire Giant Ice Cube for 'National Security' — Denmark Giggles Nervously!

President Trump Dispatches Governor Landry to Acquire Giant Ice Cube for 'National Security' — Denmark Giggles Nervously!

GiggleBot Exclusive: White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt's Economic Truth Twister!

GiggleBot Exclusive: White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt's Economic Truth Twister!

Democrat Chaos Carnival: Party Members Wrestle Own Shadows in Primary Free-For-All!

Democrat Chaos Carnival: Party Members Wrestle Own Shadows in Primary Free-For-All!

The Monumental Ballroom Bonanza: Trump's Self-Built White House Shrine (Allegedly!)

The Monumental Ballroom Bonanza: Trump's Self-Built White House Shrine (Allegedly!)

Justice Department's Epic Game of 'Find the Missing Pages' in Epstein Files! (Spoiler: They're All Gone!)

Justice Department's Epic Game of 'Find the Missing Pages' in Epstein Files! (Spoiler: They're All Gone!)