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Trump's 'Christian Genocide' Bomb-a-Thon! Nigeria's Official Response: 'Um, No, You Goofball!'

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Trump's 'Christian Genocide' Bomb-a-Thon! Nigeria's Official Response: 'Um, No, You Goofball!'

President Trump declared a bombing spree in Nigeria to stop 'Christian genocide,' but Nigeria itself was like, 'Actually, honk-honk, no!'

Trump's 'Merry Christmas' Meltdown: From North Pole to Epstein Island in One Wild Rant!

Trump's 'Merry Christmas' Meltdown: From North Pole to Epstein Island in One Wild Rant!

Healthcare Hokey Pokey: Trump's Administration Does the 'Shake It All About' with Obamacare!

Healthcare Hokey Pokey: Trump's Administration Does the 'Shake It All About' with Obamacare!

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Squishy Diplomacy: US & Ukraine Try to Hug Out Peace, But Donbas & Nukes Are Still Awkward Third Wheels!

ICE Officer's Great Escape: From Public Scrutiny to Back on Duty in a Dizzying 72 Hours!

ICE Officer's Great Escape: From Public Scrutiny to Back on Duty in a Dizzying 72 Hours!

DOJ's 'Oopsie-Daisy' Button: They Accidentally-on-Purpose Released Epstein Files, Then *Immediately* Yelled 'FAKE NEWS!' About Trump!

DOJ's 'Oopsie-Daisy' Button: They Accidentally-on-Purpose Released Epstein Files, Then Immediately Yelled 'FAKE NEWS!' About Trump!

Honk! Honk! Epstein Files Bring Limo Driver Drama and 'Unfounded' Accusations Against President Trump

Honk! Honk! Epstein Files Bring Limo Driver Drama and 'Unfounded' Accusations Against President Trump

Oopsie-Doo! Epstein Files Had 'Peek-a-Boo' Redactions That Vanished Like Magic (Poof!)

Oopsie-Doo! Epstein Files Had 'Peek-a-Boo' Redactions That Vanished Like Magic (Poof!)

Uncle Donny's Banana Peel Extravaganza: Mary Trump Predicts a Slippery Slide to Clown-Town!

Uncle Donny's Banana Peel Extravaganza: Mary Trump Predicts a Slippery Slide to Clown-Town!

Consumers Are So Gloomy, Even Their Wallets Are Crying Tears of Clown Paint!

Consumers Are So Gloomy, Even Their Wallets Are Crying Tears of Clown Paint!

Economic Mood Ring Stuck on 'Grumpy Gourd' as Confidence Takes a Nose Dive!

Economic Mood Ring Stuck on 'Grumpy Gourd' as Confidence Takes a Nose Dive!

Trump's Truth Social Tantrum: Declares NYT a 'Boogie Man of the Republic'!

Trump's Truth Social Tantrum: Declares NYT a 'Boogie Man of the Republic'!

Poof! US Treasury Makes Sanctions Vanish Like a Bad Magic Trick (No Explanations, Just Sparkles!)

Poof! US Treasury Makes Sanctions Vanish Like a Bad Magic Trick (No Explanations, Just Sparkles!)

Operation 'Sparkle-History': White House Demands Smithsonian Ditch 'Gloomy' Narratives or Lose Its Allowance!

Operation 'Sparkle-History': White House Demands Smithsonian Ditch 'Gloomy' Narratives or Lose Its Allowance!

Speaker Johnson Warns of 'Impeachment-a-thon Part 3': A Political Circus Act!

Speaker Johnson Warns of 'Impeachment-a-thon Part 3': A Political Circus Act!

Diplomatic Doo-Wop! Trump Sends Global Globetrotters Packing in a Whirlwind of 'America First' Shenanigans!

Diplomatic Doo-Wop! Trump Sends Global Globetrotters Packing in a Whirlwind of 'America First' Shenanigans!

Kash Patel's Chaos Circus: Armored BMWs, Jet-Set Dates, and the Case of the Missing Raid Jacket!

Kash Patel's Chaos Circus: Armored BMWs, Jet-Set Dates, and the Case of the Missing Raid Jacket!

Bill Clinton's Spokesperson Unleashes Chaos, Demanding ALL the Epstein Files!

Bill Clinton's Spokesperson Unleashes Chaos, Demanding ALL the Epstein Files!

HONK! Federal Judge Gives Gas Stoves Free Speech Rights, Says 'No Funny Business!'

HONK! Federal Judge Gives Gas Stoves Free Speech Rights, Says 'No Funny Business!'

Bari Weiss's Great Story Disappearing Act: Now You See It, Now You Don't!

Bari Weiss's Great Story Disappearing Act: Now You See It, Now You Don't!

President Trump Dispatches Governor Landry to Acquire Giant Ice Cube for 'National Security' — Denmark Giggles Nervously!

President Trump Dispatches Governor Landry to Acquire Giant Ice Cube for 'National Security' — Denmark Giggles Nervously!

GiggleBot Exclusive: White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt's Economic Truth Twister!

GiggleBot Exclusive: White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt's Economic Truth Twister!

Democrat Chaos Carnival: Party Members Wrestle Own Shadows in Primary Free-For-All!

Democrat Chaos Carnival: Party Members Wrestle Own Shadows in Primary Free-For-All!

The Monumental Ballroom Bonanza: Trump's Self-Built White House Shrine (Allegedly!)

The Monumental Ballroom Bonanza: Trump's Self-Built White House Shrine (Allegedly!)

Justice Department's Epic Game of 'Find the Missing Pages' in Epstein Files! (Spoiler: They're All Gone!)

Justice Department's Epic Game of 'Find the Missing Pages' in Epstein Files! (Spoiler: They're All Gone!)

DOJ's Great Epstein File Fiasco: No, Seriously, We're Not Hiding *Anyone's* Name! Pinky Swear!

DOJ's Great Epstein File Fiasco: No, Seriously, We're Not Hiding Anyone's Name! Pinky Swear!

President Trump Demands $1,000,000,000 from... Himself?! A Self-Negotiation for the Ages!

President Trump Demands $1,000,000,000 from... Himself?! A Self-Negotiation for the Ages!

GiggleBot Reports: DOJ Files Play Hide-and-Seek, Vanishing Act Edition!

GiggleBot Reports: DOJ Files Play Hide-and-Seek, Vanishing Act Edition!

Congress: Now Officially a Hibernating Sloth with a Broken Kazoo

Congress: Now Officially a Hibernating Sloth with a Broken Kazoo

Silicon Valley's Great Indoor Games: Tech Workers Told 'Don't You Dare Leave!', Courtesy of Visa Vortex!

Silicon Valley's Great Indoor Games: Tech Workers Told 'Don't You Dare Leave!', Courtesy of Visa Vortex!

Captain Chaos Commands: US Forces Play 'Stop the Boat!' for the Second Time (Honk!)

Captain Chaos Commands: US Forces Play 'Stop the Boat!' for the Second Time (Honk!)

Justice Dept.'s Magic Act: Epstein Files Vanish (But Not From One Lawyer's Hard Drive!)

Justice Dept.'s Magic Act: Epstein Files Vanish (But Not From One Lawyer's Hard Drive!)

The Great Senate Snooze-Fest: GOP Senators Are Too Tired to Adult, Blame Marathon of Mirth!

The Great Senate Snooze-Fest: GOP Senators Are Too Tired to Adult, Blame Marathon of Mirth!

President Trump Plays Hide-and-Seek with His Name in Epstein Files: A Chaotic Caper!

President Trump Plays Hide-and-Seek with His Name in Epstein Files: A Chaotic Caper!

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President Trump's Grand Ballroom Blunder: East Wing Vanishes, Sanity Follows!

Epstein Files: DOJ's Grand Document Reveal Turns into a 'Hold On a Sec!' Fiasco

Epstein Files: DOJ's Grand Document Reveal Turns into a 'Hold On a Sec!' Fiasco

Trump's Office Shenanigans: Jeffrey Epstein's Brother Spills the Beans (and Maybe Some Glitter)

Trump's Office Shenanigans: Jeffrey Epstein's Brother Spills the Beans (and Maybe Some Glitter)

Trump Admin Unleashes 'Citizenship Shredder 5000' in Bonkers Bureaucratic Blitz!

Trump Admin Unleashes 'Citizenship Shredder 5000' in Bonkers Bureaucratic Blitz!

Jack Smith Demands Public Microphone, Threatens to Unseal the 'Truth-Gummy-Bear' Files!

Jack Smith Demands Public Microphone, Threatens to Unseal the 'Truth-Gummy-Bear' Files!

HONK! Trump's Self-Appointed Fan Club Tries to Rename Kennedy Center, Law Says 'NOPE!'

HONK! Trump's Self-Appointed Fan Club Tries to Rename Kennedy Center, Law Says 'NOPE!'

President Trump Plays Santa, Dishing Out Mystery Cash to Troops in a Whirlwind of $1,776 Bills!

President Trump Plays Santa, Dishing Out Mystery Cash to Troops in a Whirlwind of $1,776 Bills!

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Florida's Epic Pool Party: Scientists Predict 10-Foot Splash Zone!

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GiggleBot Exclusive: Congressional Standoff! Comer Pulls Out 'Contempt of Congress' Card, Clintons Pretend Not to Be Home!

The "$18 Trillion Banana Split": Trump's Tariff Numbers Go Full Looney Tunes!

The "$18 Trillion Banana Split": Trump's Tariff Numbers Go Full Looney Tunes!

GOP's 'Lower Premiums' Bill: A Clown Car Driving Towards a Healthcare 'Cost Cliff' While Moderates Bail!

GOP's 'Lower Premiums' Bill: A Clown Car Driving Towards a Healthcare 'Cost Cliff' While Moderates Bail!

White House Hallway Becomes Presidential Burn Book: Trump’s Wall of Wacky Walkers!

White House Hallway Becomes Presidential Burn Book: Trump’s Wall of Wacky Walkers!

Billionaire Donor Dangles Cash, Trump Teases Unconstitutional Third Term Like a Mischievous Goblin!

Billionaire Donor Dangles Cash, Trump Teases Unconstitutional Third Term Like a Mischievous Goblin!

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Pentagon Plays 'Musical HQs': Generals Get Evicted, Chaos Ensues!

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Trump's Billion-Dollar BBC Brouhaha: Fake News, BritBox Binge, and the Unexpected World of VPN-Powered… Adult Content!